My Answers to a Blogger Quiz
1. Who the hell do you think you are?
-A man of pride, honor, and duty.
2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumba**?
-I am an officer in the US Army currently deployed to Iraq.
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
-No but I do have a built in BS detector. It has been going off a lot recently.
4. Do you even read newspapers?
-Yes we get the Stars & Stripes here semi-daily, usually two days late.
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
-AFN news has content from all the major news channels. Right now 60 Minutes: Wednesday is on.
6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
-I only get AFN Freedom Radio, the rest of the stations are in Arabic. Not much talk radio here.
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
-I can't get faxes, we don't have normal phone lines here.
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
-I am answering your questions aren't I?
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
-I don't own a passport. You don't need one to be deployed.
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
-No more than any other Soldier in the US Army.
11. If you're so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?
-Not yet. Hope I don't have too
13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
-Ever time I pick up your paper.
14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
-An American with an opinion. A right for which I am defending right now.
Update: Imao has the complete list posted. there is some fun stuff there.