Thanks for the offer, but No
Single - Check
Adventurous spirit/attitude - Are you kidding me?
Strong communication skills - you are reading this so I must be okay here.
Manage/lead - Do I get to make people do push ups?
Train/mentor/consult - right up my alley
Other Technical Mumbo Jumbo - Out of Practice, but Check
It is work I could do/already did. Sounds like it could be interesting in a broaden my horizons and in a helping my career kind of way. But after this trip, I have a very simple answer: