Assumption of Command

24 May 2005

Yes - we know we are pathetic morons! - Toni

Toni's caption contest winning line also applies to these two dipsticks:

Two hurt in mock light sabre duel:
Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol.

A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it.

(Via Smash)