Captain Handwash Update
I guess I was just asking for it. After writing the Captain Handwash story, the very next trip to the Chow hall one of the Civilian Contractors gave me the "but I just took a shower routine". After I told him I didn't care and that he still needed to wash his hands, I got "WELL JESUS CHRIST!"
But I am happy to report that he washed his hands. :)
(And no Spiderman and Batman do not have any competition from me)