"HA!.. That'll beat Lamar to be the Tri-Lambda javelin rep."
(I can't resist a good Revenge of the Nerds Joke)
"For Finally Participating" Award
"Lets twist again, like we did last summer, Lets Twist again, Like we did last year Yay Yay Yay"
Best Political Awards
"AP Breaking: At a political fund raiser today, Dick Durbin breaks into a rendition of I can't Gitmo Satisfaction in the style of Mick Jagger."
"Howard Dean practicing for the next Primary. "
Best Sucking up to the Judge Award
" I AM NOT GOING TO WASH MY HANDS ! ! ! "