Assumption of Command

19 August 2005

Weekend Caption Contest

"I think I forget something...oh, yeahhhhh, my********ttttt!!!"
Chevy Rose

Best Superhero Awards
Damn! I hate it when my wife washes my uniform. It's hard to make a grand entrance when she forgets to pack my cape!!!

Everyone had always told Dave that his bid at Superman candidacy would end in tears.

The Best Politics Award
The Senate Confirmation for John Roberts went more smoothly after it was determined that he could leap over tall buildings in a single bound.
Rodney Dill

The "Hey! That ain't funny, but close to true" Award
"OK Hon, I know you're anxious to get back, but don't you think that this is a little drastic?"
Mustang Aunt

Part of the OTB Caption Jam!