Assumption of Command

Hello to all the automated spambots that still frequent this blog! Just an update for anyone who still checks in from time to time -- Musta...

Hi. Dave here. I just figured I'd pop in to see who, if anyone, still looks at this blog. I realize it's gone a tad inactive ove...

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We'll be back as soon as we get everything worked out -- The Management

Offered without context or explanation. Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?" -- Homer Simpson

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Yes, I'm still here. No, I haven't been ignoring you. Well, yes, I have been ignoring you, but I've had good reason, and regard...

Here's how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths -- some, rich and flush with the n...

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From my personal photo archive, and based on a true story: Winner (as promised): Mmm ... lunch!. Dave The "Moral Victory" Runner-...

To answer your question, Mustang: Yes, I can.

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