Assumption of Command

Blogging from the Cradle of Civilization. Getting more and more civilized everyday.
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21 April 2009

Still Among the Living

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Hello to all the automated spambots that still frequent this blog! Just an update for anyone who still checks in from time to time -- Musta...
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26 June 2006

Peeking From Behind The Curtain

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Hi. Dave here. I just figured I'd pop in to see who, if anyone, still looks at this blog. I realize it's gone a tad inactive ove...
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28 October 2005

Simpsons Quote Friday

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Offered without context or explanation. There's no sugar in Pixie Stix!" -- Bart Simpson
22 October 2005

Simpsons Quote Saturday

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Offered without context or explanation. Tonight a city weeps, as, for the first time ever, a hockey arena becomes the scene of violence foll...
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15 October 2005

Simpsons Quote Friday/Saturday Lives!

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Offered without context or explanation. All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, 'Yo Goo...
13 October 2005

Technical Difficulties

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We'll be back as soon as we get everything worked out -- The Management
07 October 2005

Simpsons Quote Friday

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Offered without context or explanation. Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?" -- Homer Simpson
01 October 2005

Simpsons Quote Saturday

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Offered without context or explanation. I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go str...
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28 September 2005

Caption Contest Winners

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Yes, I'm still here. No, I haven't been ignoring you. Well, yes, I have been ignoring you, but I've had good reason, and regard...
25 September 2005

"Think of it as Star Wars, if Han Solo were the main character, and he still shot Greedo first."*

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Here's how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths -- some, rich and flush with the n...
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23 September 2005

Simpsons Quote Friday

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Offered without context or explanation. Oh, Mr. Pigeon, I'd kiss you if you weren't swimming with disease!" -- Lisa Simpson
21 September 2005

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolves? -- A Bonus Caption Contest

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From my personal photo archive, and based on a true story: Winner (as promised): Mmm ... lunch!. Dave The "Moral Victory" Runner-...
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19 September 2005

Challenge Issued, Challenge Met

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To answer your question, Mustang: Yes, I can.
16 September 2005

Simpsons Quote Friday

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Offered without context or explanation. Know ye who read this, there is more to my life than history records. Firstly, I did not tame the le...
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