Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolves? -- A Bonus Caption Contest
Winner (as promised):
Mmm ... lunch!.
The "Moral Victory" Runner-up Award
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death ...
The Originality Award
Mmm ... breakfast!
The "Truth in Advertising" Award
It looks like a rat on stilts. You nudge it and I'll yell TIMBER!
The "Short Man's Syndrome" Award
In spite of his small stature, the Drill Sergeant was clearly in charge.