Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolves? -- A Bonus Caption Contest

From my personal photo archive, and based on a true story:

Winner (as promised):
Mmm ... lunch!.
Dave

The "Moral Victory" Runner-up Award
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death ...

SK

The Originality Award
Mmm ... breakfast!
Mustang 23

The "Truth in Advertising" Award
It looks like a rat on stilts. You nudge it and I'll yell TIMBER!
Ric

The "Short Man's Syndrome" Award
In spite of his small stature, the Drill Sergeant was clearly in charge.
Mustang Sarge