Simpsons Quote Friday

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There's no sugar in Pixie Stix!"
--Bart Simpson

Simpsons Quote Saturday

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Tonight a city weeps, as, for the first time ever, a hockey arena becomes the scene of violence following a concert by Spinal Tap."
--News Anchor Kent Brockman

Simpsons Quote Friday/Saturday Lives!

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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad!"
-- Homer Simpson

Technical Difficulties

We'll be back as soon as we get everything worked out
-- The Management

Simpsons Quote Friday

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Hey Marge, remember when we used to make out to this hymn?"
--Homer Simpson

Simpsons Quote Saturday

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I know one of you is responsible for this, so repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola; where fiery demons will punch me in the back; where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strewn upon a parade of murderers and single mothers; where my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds!"
--Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, addressing the children in his congregation.