Bachelor Recipe Day
On the menu today ...
Mustang Mama's Hummus
What you'll need:
- a couple cans of garbanzo beans (or, if you prefer, chick peas)
- bulk cloves of garlic from Costco
- a resealable plastic container, such as Tupperware or Gladware
- a car
- Combine GARLIC, TUPPERWARE, and GARBANZO BEANS in CAR.
- Drive CAR at 45 mph (speed and drive times may vary) to the home of Mustang Sarge and Mustang Mama.
- Give GARLIC to Mustang Sarge and Mustang Mama as "gift."
- Casually mention a real craving for hummus. Describe difficulty encountered while trying to prepare it. Look dolefully at cans of GARBANZO BEANS.
- Act surprised when Mustang Mama offers to make hummus. Protest that it is unnecessary for approximately two seconds.
- Place finished hummus in TUPPERWARE. Thank Mustang Mama and MustangSarge profusely. Eat hummus for the next week.
Possible side dishes: Falafel dinner (if invited to stay).